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I need to go on a diet.

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banamaaan: Augustana - Sunday Best

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dennisasyafdini: Augustana - Sweet and Low...

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I am not living a good story, I think.

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Movies I still need to watch:

I had some time, so I thought I’d jot down the movies that caught my eye. Adam Youth in Revolt Paper Hearts D13: Ultimatum Alice in Wonderland To Save a Life Un Prophete (A Prophet) A French Gigolo Remember Me The Road Date Night Shake Hands with the Devil Invictus Avatar Eichman Toy Story 3 Red Cliff Whip It New York, I Love You The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus ...

Dec 26th

Dear Santa, You seemed to have skipped my house last night. In case you forgot, I would love a new desktop computer with suitable tv/monitor hookup. Thanks. Dave PS I know it’s not your fault, I personally blame Rudolph myself. GPS works better.

Dec 26th

Two Christmas ago, my Secret Santa gifted me a...

Dec 25th

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Pre-cocaine Whitney Houston > Post-cocaine Whitney...

Dec 24th

Good morning, Mr. Sun.

Dec 23rd

I am excited for the grad school experience. Now I...

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I was having a conversation with my mom today....

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Heading out to a Lions game today. I have no...

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It's starting to become normal for me to be awake...

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AP: There's a credit card that has a 79.9% APR.... →

inothernews: It’s no mistake. This credit card’s interest rate is 79.9 percent. The bloated APR is how First Premier Bank, a subprime credit card issuer, is skirting new regulations intended to curb abusive practices in the industry. It’s a strategy other subprime card issuers could start adopting to get around the new rules. Typically, the First Premier card comes with a minimum of $256 in...

Dec 18th

VersaEmerge “You’re a Mean One, Mr....

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Watching the "Something, Something, Something,...

Dec 17th

The other day, an elderly couple decided to buy...

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Sweet. My Krafts Handi-Snacks came with an extra...

Dec 17th

fuckyeahdisneysongs: Stand Out - A Goofy Movie

Dec 17th

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Robot Vacuum Cleaner Wielding Lasers. →

Pew Pew Now if they could come up with a robot that could wash dishes, I’m sold. (via)

Dec 17th

How to Judge a Person Based on Who They Read →

Just a few examples that made me chuckle. J.K. Rowling Smart geeks. Chuck Palahniuk Boys who can’t read. Harper Lee People who have read only one book in their life and it was To Kill A Mockingbird (and it was their assigned reading in the ninth grade). (via)

Dec 17th

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“Super Accurate Engine Impressions” Sadly, this is the closest he’ll get to owning of the products.

Dec 17th

iStockHell →

clientsfromhell: Introducing our latest creation: iStockHell, a collection of the worst stock photography known to man. Go check it out!

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thedailywhat: Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: And just like that, the Iron Man 2 trailer makes its way online. In theaters May 7, 2010. [via.]

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